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Some Important Laws
LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move
faster than the one you are in now.
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LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.
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LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR : After your hands become coated with grease, your
nose will begin to itch.
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LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible
corner.
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LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a
flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
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BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
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LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when
you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
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LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work,
it will!
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LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the
reach.
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THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.
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LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will
ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
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