*POEMS FOUND IN TOILETS* *THE 'FUTURE' IS IN YOUR HAND , *
*HOLD IT GENTLY'* *Excellent poems by not so famous poets... found on toilet doors and walls.......** * *A budding poet trying his best...** ** Here I lie in stinky vapor, Because some bastard stole the toilet paper, Shall I lie, or shall I linger, Or shall I be forced to use my finger.** * *Before he graduated to be a poet, he wrote this...** ** Here I sit Broken hearted Tried to shit But only farted** * *Someone who had a different experience wrote,** ** You're lucky You had your chance I tried to fart, And shit my pants!** * *Perhaps it's true that people find inspiration in toilets**.** I came here To shit and stink, But all I do Is sit and think.** * * There are also people who come in for a different purpose...** ** Some come here to sit and think, Some come here to shit and stink, But I come here to scratch my balls , And read the bullshit on the walls....** * * * *Toilets walls also double as job advertisement space........ (written high upon the wall)** If you can piss above this line, the Australian Fire Department wants you. * * ** Ministry of Environment advertisement. ** We aim to please! You aim too! Please** * * On the inside of a toilet door:** ** Patrons are requested to remain seated throughout the entire performance.** * *And finally, this should teach some a lesson... Sign seen at a restaurant:* * The hands that clean these toilets also make your food...please aim properly. * -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "Sushmita-Sen" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected]. To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [email protected]. For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/sushmita-sen?hl=en.
