Subject: Return on Wedding Investment.
r b gaikwad
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WEDDING INVESTMENT
<Average 30 yrs>
Rs.20,00,000 Marriage expenses.
Rs.30,000 Monthly expenditure.
Rs.3,000 Wife's monthly maintainance.
RETURNS
<SEX>
First 5 years Weekly 3 Times.
Next 5 years Weekly 1 Time.
Next 10 years Once in 15 days.
Next 10 years Once in a month.
TOTAL COST
1400 times sex in 30 years for an estimated expense of a whooping
1,78,40,000.
+
Opportunity cost on 20,00,000
spent on wedding @ 7% for 40 years as per current Post-tax Fixed Deposit
Interest rate = 2,98,48,915.68
TOTAL COST = 4,77,88,915.68 INR
Kindly Notice:
A Man spends Rs.34,135 for each time he has Sex with his Wife....!!!
CONCLUSION:
Outsourcing is cheaper.
Milind Bodhankar | Jacobs | Construction | 91.22.67562062 | 91.22.27573049
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