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Recently Joel Stien of Time Magazine dissed racewalking saying it 
was the dumbest sport of all.  Besides that comment he also 
misquoted Deb Lawrence and plaugerised Philip Dunn's web site.  I 
would estimate Time got about 300-500 letters lambasting the poor 
guy.  There was no way I was going to be able to write with out using 
MANY four letter words so I skipped.

However, a well known judge wrote this missive.  I thought you 
might enjoy.

Subject:                [racewalking] Dumb Reporter Tricks



This may come as a surprise to many of you�g, but many 
reporters and sports
commentators are really not all that bright.  Many come 
out of US high
schools knowing virtually nothing, then go through 
journalism or some other
media major in college where they aren't required to 
know anything after
which they are free to pontificate at will on all manner of 
subjects.
Questioning the legitimacy of what is being said is 
impossible when you
don't understand the subject or question.  

Recently Cedric Hustace, who many of you know, related 
a story about a
reporter covering the Hawaii Marathon.  Cedric had been 
commissioned to do
a painting for the poster and was interviewed by a 
reporter.  It turns out
the reporter was not aware of the historical significance of 
Pearl Harbor
and this reporter was from Hawaii! You begin to 
understand why when an
attorney is asked who they tell jokes about, more likely 
than not, the
answer will be reporters.

It's just as bad with sport commentators.  You have to 
love those pundits
of verbs when in a 24-3 blowout football game you hear, 
"The play that won
this game was�.!"  Like the 143 missed opportunities to 
score didn't have a
big influence on the outcome�geez.  My other favorites 
are announcers who
don't even know the rules.  You see this all the time in a 
lot of sports.
Just listen to the dead air when the referee makes an 
unusual call in a
football game as the assistants rush to hand the 
announcers a paper
explaining what that call was�g.  Same in track and field, 
it's always the
color commentator who saves the big network dudes hide 
by explaining why
it's bad when you pass a baton outside the little lines and 
what those
yellow flags mean.  If you have dealt with reporters you 
begin to
understand where Bob Knight is coming from!

So what happens at events like the Olympics?  Well the 
big guys sit up in a
booth and pass off to folks who have a bit more 
knowledge about the events
in progress.  Then there are the other reporters who 
rummage around for
stories like poor Inga who's mother dies in a tragic mass 
Reindeer accident
in Glodstandentendoff Norway two weeks before the 
games while Inga herself
broke her leg 5 months earlier visiting her dying father in 
the hospital.
But Inga herself, being the trooper she is will participate 
in the 100k
biathlon if they can recover the rifle and ski's she worked 
9 years to save
up for which were stolen at the Oslo Airport!  Why so 
much human interest?
Well, partially because it's easy and safe.  You really don't 
have to know
squat about the biathlon to write about Inga.

The problem in some sports gets so acute that several of 
the professional
sporting groups hold clinics and publish guides for 
journalists.  As a
sorta "how not to look too stupid" program for reporters, 
this isn't a bad
idea and is one that maybe racewalking should look into.  
We could ask Joel
Stein if it was simple enough for him to understand and if 
he can then we
can assume that perhaps 45% of the other reporters can 
digest the material.

However, as a sport, RW shouldn't take Joel's slam to 
heart.  Costas
slammed shooting with racewalking (did you notice), a guy named Mike
Preston in Baltimore dissed fencing, it just goes on and on.  I personally
have participated to one degree or another in several "absurd" sports,
while I myself have remained largely non absurd.  My wife racewalks, while
I do not and being a wise and longly married person knows one does not
comment on the relevance of a spouses chosen field of endeavor if one
wishes to remain married, hence I remain silent as to the merits of this
sport. Instead I pass judgement on all walkers who pass before me in my
function as a judge.  (much safer, less effort and I can always walk away
from y'all)

Like General George Patton, who I might add was an Olympian in the absurd
sport of Pentathlon (Bronze medal) who said something like, "You know, I
pity the poor dumb bastards, I really do!" Joel is a mouse potato sitting
behind his terminal commenting on exploits, those of which he will never
taste.  I'd give more time and attention to a 7th grade kid 
in some sport,
a 6 year old ball player or anyone who has ever let it hang 
out there on a
weekend afternoon, dared to lose or win than a million 
Joel Steins!  So
here's my final thought of Joel, Bob and the 1000 other 
commentators who
have never tasted defeat, never basked in victory, never 
bled or suffered
to reach their ultimate level of performance in the pursuit 
of excellence.
To them I say this:

F^$#$  Y&%  

Best to all, Best to all Olympic Competitors world wide!  
The fact you were
there, makes you a winner!

RMW

Good Training,
  Michael Rohl

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