DOC'S PAD, 165 West 11th 683-3340, has just been appointed the Official
Unofficial Gaming and Social Center of the USATF National Track and
Field Championships. Spread the word.

malmo


 
> Just a final reminder that the infamous HOOTIE 5K will once 
> again rock the streets of Bluejeans, OR this Saturday a.m...  
> further info follows...forward this e mail to anone you know 
> who may be in town for USATF National Track and Field...also 
> note our distance coach's clinic on Sunday morning ai 9:00 
> a.m. in room 110 at the U of O school of Law across from the 
> track at 15th and Agate...see you at one or both!!
> 
> -Mike
> 
> > SPREAD THE WORD!!!
> >
> > WHAT:  HOOTE 3.0
> > A 5K "race" (we use the term quite loosely) in conjunction 
> with USATF 
> > National Track and Field Championships. The "event" (we use 
> the term 
> > quite
> > loosely) is officially unsactioned and includes a slew of 
> non-sponsors.
> The
> > entry fee is zilch, the prizes are plentiful and weird, the 
> attire is 
> > extremely casual, the technology virtually non-existent (popsicle 
> > sticks
> > etc.) Divisions include first naked runner (VERY 
> competitive...  see past
> > results), first cross dresser, best cross dresser, slowest 
> in relation to
> > their all time PR (malmo is the record holder here) and a 
> new division for
> > 2001, the centipede. There are sure to be many other 
> divisional award
> > categories which we will make up on race day as we see 
> "fit" (we use the
> > term quite loosely)
> >
> > QUALIFICATIONS:
> > We have absolutely NO standards (A, B, provisional or 
> otherwise). The 
> > "event" is open to any schlepper or schlemiel who can drag 
> their butts
> over
> > 3.1 miles (approximately). No whiners.No crybabies. Particularly 
> > welcome are USATF head honchos, journalists, USATF meet qualifiers 
> > (how about some field eventers this year??) and the general
> cast
> > of knuckleheads that made HOOTIE 1.0 and 2.0 such a "success."
> >
> > WHERE / WHEN:
> > Saturday, June 23rd  9:00 a.m. in the parking lot at Alton 
> Baker Park
> (same
> > venue as 1999)...out and back on the bike path...awards ceremony to
> follow.
> >
> > BROUGHT TO YOU BY: Joe Rubio, Brian McGuire (macman), Peanut Harms, 
> > malmo (in absentia) and yours truly...plus a cast of characters who 
> > choose to remain nameless/blameless.
> >
> > N.B.  results from 1999 and 200 have been posted separately
> >
> >
> > SPREAD THE WORD!!!
> >
> >
> >
> >
> 
> 
> 

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