> From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > Reply-To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > Date: Tue, 4 Mar 2003 08:09:14 -0600 > To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > Subject: RE: t-and-f: The Hardest Thing to do in Sports > > By that token, they didn't even list the act that I've long considered the > most difficult in sports - the various tumbling feats done by woman > gymnasts on the balance beam.>>
Dennis Miller used to have a great related take. Went something like: "The uneven parallel bars--now there's an event; banging your cervix off a frozen theater rope at 90mph. The next time a women tells me I'm being too rough in bed I'm going to be skeptical. Note that you don't see any men trying that one. If I ever hit anything that hard with my dick I'm gonna spotweld to it. If that event was in the Olympics, it's one where the guys would be pickin' up their medals posthumously." gh
