Frank Perdue? He was the chicken man. Then he died. Now his sun has taken over the illustrious roll. It scared me how many people ask me if I'm related to them. I got asked by no less than 12 people if I was related to the Perdue Chicken people when I was coming home on the train from Newark last year. I asked them all to look at it logically: If I were related to the Perdue Chicken people, do you think I'd be taking an amtrak? They have loads and loads of money... I don't. See the problem here? Why take an Amtrak when I could just take a private jet and save myself the embarrassment of taking a 13.5 hour journey on a train with loads of really annoying kids?
www.perdue.com for the official Perdue Chicken Farm website. And now I look, and this message wasn't even about that Frank... Oh well. I walk a lonely road, the only road that I have ever known...
