hi onj, I just thought I come on and say, that I have 2 computers.
Will be broadcasting at 16k on team talk tomorrow on Random3.
And soon, I will be joining a lyve streem.
Kind Regards, Shaun. DJ Rabbet.
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From: "Onj" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: "talk2" <talk2@AndreLouis.COM>
Sent: Wednesday, June 28, 2006 12:45 AM
Subject: The Talk2 List Chicks Humour
my aunty now, as well as my grandmother, send me the strangest stuff!
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The Silent Treatment A man and his wife were having some problems at
home
and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man
realized
that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an
early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the
silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00
AM ." He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the
man
woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight.
Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when
he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM.
Wake up." Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests. WIFE
VS. HUSBAND A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not
saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither
of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of
mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of
yours?" "Yep," the wife replied , "in-laws WOMEN'S REVENGE
"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to
purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a
television set in her purse. "So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I
asked. "No," she replied, " but my husband refused to come shopping with
me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him
legally."
UNDERSTANDING WOMEN (A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE) I know I'm not going to
understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot
wax,
pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still
be
afraid of a spider. W O R D S A husband read an article to his
wife
about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The
wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything
to
men... The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"
CREATION A man said t o his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be
so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time. " The wife responded,
"Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to
me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you! WHO DOES WHAT
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the
coffee each morning. The wife said, "You should do it, because you get
up
first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee." The
husband said, " You are in charge of cooking around here and you should
do
it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee." Wife
replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the
man should do the coffee." Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show
me." So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed
him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says.........."HEBREWS"
God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft
before the masterpiece.
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Andre P. Louis
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