Wow, that's good. The elephant even got the accent right and all.
Arthur.
----- Original Message -----
From: "Onj" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: "talk2" <[email protected]>
Sent: Friday, August 04, 2006 00:11
Subject: The Talk2 List Counting Elephant
An Irishman went to London for a visit to the zoo. While there, he saw a
man
with an elephant act. The man claimed the elephant could look at person
and
tell that person's age. The Irishman was very skeptical and said so, in no
uncertain terms. The man had the elephant look at a small boy and the
elephant stamped its foot 9 times. "Is that right?" he asked the boy.
"Oh yes." the boy said.
The Irishman was very loud, in his not believing that this was true. The
man
asked the elephant to tell the ages of several people, and each time the
elephant stamped his foot and the people said he was correct.
The Irishman got even louder and more abusive toward the man.
Finally the man could take it no longer and wagered the Irishman that the
elephant could look at him and tell him his age. The Irishman took him up
on
the wager. The elephant looked real close at the Irishman, turned around,
raised his tail and cut wind like you wouldn't believe, turned back around
and stomped his foot twice.
Whereupon the Irishman stumbled back and with a sound of disbelief in his
voice cried, "BeGabbers, he's right! Farty-two!"
Andre P. Louis
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