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Sent: Tuesday, September 05, 2006 3:13
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Subject: The Talk2 List Scene From an
Italian Restaurant ...
A wealthy man is having an affair with an Italian
woman and has continued the affair for a few years.
One night, over dinner at the mistress's favorite
Italian restaurant, she confides in him that she's pregnant.
Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his
marriage, he offers to pay her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy
to have the child. And if she stayed
in Italy,
he would also provide
child support until the child turned 18.
She agrees, but asks how he would know when the
baby was born. To keep everything discreet, he tells her to mail him a post
card, and write "Spaghetti"
on the back. Upon receiving the postcard, he
would then arrange for child support.
About 9 months later, the man comes home to his
extremely confused wife.
"Honey," she replies, "you received a very
strange post card today."
"Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it
later," he says.
The wife obeys, and watches as her husband reads
the card, turns white, and faints.
On the card was written, "Spaghetti, Spaghetti,
Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without."
