I got bored, so started analyzing John's spam thing.
What's the submarine's name?  Martez Del Norte? (I stole the 'Norte' name from Patrick.)
'The elusive traffic light competes with the
ridiculously cosmopolitan buzzard.'  Farhan, I thought of you when I read that.  It's like this isn't even a spam, more a guy trippin' off LSD, or something.
'A Eurasian inferiority complex', is that supposed to be European Asians?  I'd have a complex if I was called a 'Eurasian', not because of my harritage but that name sounds like something out of Starwars.  Perhaps I'm only amusing myself by writing all this. But I can't stop laughing.  It's so stupid and random that it almost, in some sick twisted way makes sense.
'Furthermore, a wrinkled polar bear feels nagging remorse, and an overwhelmingly highly paid umbrella dances
with the cashier.' Somehow I could see this polar bear, with a  thick New Yorkern accent, dancing with the umbrella.  Screw the cashier.  ...Yeah, I'm screwed in the head, maybe I have been watching too many Itallian God Father type movies.
 

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