Dude, that is probably the funniest email I've received in a few weeks.
Thanks, Ray.
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----- Original Message -----
From: "Onj" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: "talk2" <[email protected]>
Sent: Saturday, July 07, 2007 4:29 AM
Subject: The Talk2 List A Letter from a Husband
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for
good.
I've been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for
it.
These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that
you had quit your job today and that was the last straw.
Last week, you came home and didn't even notice that I had gotten a
new hair cut, cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new pair of
silk boxers. You came home and ate in two minutes, and went straight to
sleep after watching all of your soaps.You don't tell me you love me
anymore
you don't want sex anymore or anything. Either you're cheating on me or
you
don't love me anymore, whatever the case is, I'm gone.
Your Ex-husband
PS Don't try to find me. Your SISTER and I are moving away to West
Virginia Together! Have a great life!
Reply from Wife:
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true
that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good man is a
far cry from what you've been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown
out your constant whining and griping. Too bad that doesn't work.
I did notice when you got a hair cut last week, the first thing that
came to mind was "You look just like a girl!" but my mother raised me not
to
say anything if you can't say anything nice. And when you cooked my
favorite
meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped
eating pork seven years ago.
I turned away from you when you had those new silk boxers on because
the price tag was still on them. I prayed that it was a coincidence that
my
sister had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning .. and your
silk
boxers were $49.99.
After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it
out. So when I discovered that I had hit the lotto for ten million
dollars,
I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home
you
were gone. Everything happens for a reason I guess.
I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said
that with your letter that you wrote, you won't get a dime from me. So
take
care.
Signed
Rich As Hell and Free!
PS I don't know if I ever told you this but Carla, my sister, was born
Carl.
I hope that's not a problem.
MR Andre P. Louis
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