Today, we're reporting live from a 1992 Subaru Legacy, for mo other reason that it's technically feasible, all be it impractical. It's an electric feeling, you know. You don't know how many people there are. There were helicopters here earlier. Feel free to bring your children and grandparents, and be safe! Playa playa, see ya later. The Tom Joiner morning show. You can get a free bottle today. Get younger, sexier legs today. He loves my legs. See the difference. That's why we're playing with drugs. Convenient, isn't it? 1888 9=26+95 =h no, that won't do. I really don't want a burger today. Have it your way. WQMG Greensboro. Oh yeah. Wide variety of tickets. Hockey season is just around the corner. Reserve your seats today! Gees, stop turning so sharply, I'm trying to sleep... i mean type... Same thing either way. We are now at Western Guilford high school, and my brother goes away! Yay! I've been waiting for this moment for about a moment or two. I don't like gsm. It keeps attacking me at night, and I, quite frankly, am annoyed with the entire process of evolution. I think it should be cast aside and replaced with fat people in jumpsuits. Wha? Wake up? Sledgeface told me not to get my hair cut, but I did anyway. Now I must face the all mighty trash bag! I don't knoe how I'm going to deal with all this. Oh boy, there's a mommy. Time to move. Oh no, Avril Levine is on the radio. Crappy bad Canadian times! Flip off and die, please? I promise, only good things will happen if you do, regardless of your fashist viewpoints and generally oppressing lifestyle. Yeah, that's the one, right? What's with the black choir under water and the really bloody loud train, complete with ding ding crossing noises? Could you tell them all to please get out of the drain before singing about heaven? The train went away. Goodbye train. Goodbye city life. Green acres we are there? Oh no, bad flashback. Must have been all that trixbox configuring I did last night. Sleepy squeaky brakes, all in a row. Great idea, isn't it? Certainly you can agree with me that it's a good idea? What, not even one of you? Oh well. I suppose I should have expected that chilling lack of response. Loads of chese. Oh no, economy! Taco bell yo, loaded! Ultimate bad times! Hey, get out of that bun! Direct tv will get you 520 games this season. What do ya say to that? You can't get that with time warner cable. Oopsy, mom forgot the grocery list. Bad things, really bad things. Check that mail that's been piling up in the mailbox since Saturday, and see if I care. I promise, it won't change the world. I also promise that sleeping is fun, and it's warm in this parked car. Yeah, I could sleep here any ol' day of the weak, and it would be depressingly fun. Don't you think?
oh god, I just realized that I've been sitting in the driveway for ages. Oh well, I don't really need to get out of the car or anything. What would be the point in that? It's raining now anyway, or at least it's trying. It's not doing such a good job at the moment, though. It definitely should grow up and get a bucket to live in, I think. Did you miss a message? Well, don't. http://www.mail-archive.com/talk2%40andrelouis.com/ has it for you. Never miss a Talk2 message again.
