We should have told Steve to read this as part of his wisdom teeth removal
tongue twister recording! Wow that'd been coool!
Hey Steve, you should go back and let them pull more teeth out so we can
hear you do this! John, you're his brother, help us out with that, eh? Don't
ya have some longstanding revenge that you've always wanted to carry out?
*said in John's radio promo voice:* Well now, you, can!" One good swing is
all it'd take really. Heheheheheh.
----- Original Message -----
From: "Samuel Proulx" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: "talk2" <talk2@AndreLouis.COM>
Sent: Tuesday, October 30, 2007 1:02 PM
Subject: Re: The Talk2 List ooh oh oooooh yeah ride the bacon train!
I wish I could! Unfortunately, my tang always gets tungled by the time
I've got to the word cheese. And going "chugga chugga tomato!" with a
straight face isn't something that can be done. Mary Ann wrote:
How funny! I actually was thinking about how funny it would be to hear
that read out loud when I read it this morning. So Sam, you should record
yourself reading it and send it up so we can enjoy
----- Original Message ----- From: "Samuel Proulx" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: "talk2" <talk2@AndreLouis.COM>
Sent: Tuesday, October 30, 2007 11:40 AM
Subject: Re: The Talk2 List ooh oh oooooh yeah ride the bacon train!
The Secretive Mr. Quink and his Army Love Robot corporation, I guess.
Seriously, it was something I was writing last English lecture instead
of taking notes. No, I have no idea why, or what it means,
or...anything. I figured I'd post it for everyone to enjoy and puzzle
over. I was pretty much just distractedly banging on the keyboard; I
think the result is pretty damn...creative. Or something. It's fun to
read outloud, too. Kevin Reeves wrote:
What the hell? Where did this come from?
----- Original Message ----- From: "Samuel Proulx"
<[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: "talk2" <talk2@AndreLouis.COM>
Sent: Tuesday, October 30, 2007 8:07 AM
Subject: The Talk2 List ooh oh oooooh yeah ride the bacon train!
chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga tomato! Woooo Wooo!
Yeah, that's how it goes in and out and in and out and up and down the
hallways of my reality yesterday evening before me's fleas and bees
made she's sneeze and weeze to please and tease the cheese. Yes, your
honor. I will testify! I am a hep cat! I have not got sausage! I
have a digital nose that knows it blows to close the woes that froze
the clothes in snows of foes. I will not be exploded or stuffed!
Will you palpitate my palpus like it was perfect and we weren't all
made of stars that are starting to melt inside our rayon panties in
the glare of the public pubis? Pretend, please! Perhaps proudly,
probably promptly. Previous pickpocket Patricia's picked problematic
porpoises. This is 1948, and I am glad, glad, glad, glad, glad, glad!
Excuse me while I determine this rabbit. Does it love clingfree like
I love you? Do you love me like clingfree to? Can we walk on the
beaches of Taltron III and exchange acidic kisses by the nitrogen
ocean under a pink sky? Yes! For we have tantacles, now. We are free
to be or not to be. To love from above. Have you ever tasted rape? I
bet it's not like peaches and cream would seem. I will give you the
moon, no downpayments required, because I feel the cords of your
sorrow binding my spleen. Will you smile for me, Jordene? I can't
wear your socks, for I am not a lesbian. So I put your experiences in
containers on my bookshelf. Sometimes I take them down and hold them.
I can feel them pulsing. They pulse for me, so I will understand.
But I don't. Maybe if I had some apple sauce I could plum the depths
of the universe. But I doubt it. What's the point? The baby just
turns into a pig, in the end; maybe if we beat it harder next time, it
will become a gyroscope. That would show that pussy! But it won't;
it just cycles and cycles and cycles and you go back to the start of
the last part and it cycles and cycles again. The fabric on this
chair is warn, and existence is futile. You might as well do drugs.
But it won't help. Just ask the chair.
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