Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven.
When they get there, St. Peter says, 'We only have one rule
here in heaven: don't step on the ducks!'
So they
enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all
over the
place.
It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although
they try their best to avoid them, the first woman
accidentally steps on one.
Along comes VEs St. Peter
with the ugliest man she ever saw.
St. Peter chains them
together and says, 'Your punishment
for stepping on a duck is to
spend eternity chained to
this ugly man!'
The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck
and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. With
him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together
with the same admonishment as for the first woman.
The
third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to
be chained
for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY
careful where
she steps.
She manages to go months without stepping on
any ducks,
but one day St. Peter comes up to her with the
most
handsome man she has ever laid eyes on .... very
tall,
long eyelashes, muscular.
St. Peter chains
them together without saying a word.
The happy woman says, 'I
wonder what I did to deserve
being chained to you for all of
eternity?'
The guy says, 'I don't know about you, but I
stepped
on a duck.
