Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
GEORGE W BUSH
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to
know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is
either against us or for us. There is no middle ground here.
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image
of the chicken crossing the road.
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been
allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road I am now against it!
The chicken's habitat on the other side of the road had been polluted by
unchecked industrial greed. The chicken did not reach the unspoiled
habitat on the other side of the road because it was crushed by the
wheels of a gas-guzzling SUV.
To steal the job of a decent, hard-working American.
I don't know why the chicken crossed the road, but I'll bet it was
getting a government grant to cross the road, and I'll bet that somebody
out there is already forming a support group to help chickens with
crossing-the-road syndrome. Can you believe this? How much more of this
can real Americans take? Chickens crossing the road paidfor by their tax
dollars. And when I say tax dollars, I'm talking about your money, money
the government took from you to build a road for chickens to cross.
No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a
standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price
dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information
Because the chicken was gay --- isn't it obvious? Can't you people see
the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the
"other side." That's what they call it, the "other side". Yes, my
friends, that chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will
become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this
abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless
phrases like "the other side."
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes, the chicken crossed the road,
but why it crossed I've not been told
To die in the rain. Alone.
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads
their motives called into question.
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told
us the chicken
crossed the road, and that was good enough.
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the
for the first time, the heart-warming story of how it experienced a
of molting, and went on to accomplish its life-long dream of crossing
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together - in peace.
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
It was an historic inevitability.
To boldly go where no chicken has ever gone before.
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road
your underlying sexual insecurity.
I have just witnessed eChicken2004, which will not only cross roads,but
eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook.
is an integral part of eChicken.
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of
I invented the chicken.
And God came down from heaven, and He said unto the chicken THOU SHALT
ROAD. And the chicken didst cross the road, and there was much rejoicing.
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