That sounded nice for a while, then changed its mind rather fast.
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From: Venison88a
To: talk2
Sent: Saturday, August 09, 2008 2:15 AM
Subject: The Talk2 List For Rent
Date: 2008-08-07, 12:42AM EDT
GORGEOUS 10 x 14 BEDROOM, DRENCHED WITH LOTS OF AFTERNOON SUNLIGHT,
GENEROUS CLOSET SPACE, CLEAN BATHROOM, NICE COMMON SPACE AND STORAGE. W/D IN
BASEMENT (COIN-OP ALTHOUGH LANDLORD IS IN PROCESS OF MAKING IT FREE!) AND
ELEC/COOKING GAS/HI-SPEED INTERNET/TRASH PICK-UP INCLUDED IN RENT. STREET
PARKING. CLOSE TO HOSPITALS AND SOME SHOPPING.
LIVE WITH TWO QUIET ROOMMATES BOTH STUDENTS (ONE INTERNATIONAL)
NO DRINKING/DRUGS, CALM LIVING ENVIRONMENT FOR RIGHT INDIVIDUAL
WITH REGULAR HOURS.
THERE IS ONE SMALL CATCH THAT HAS NOT BEEN A PROBLEM AT ALL WITH
PREVIOUS TENANTS. BEDROOM MUST BE SHARED WITH APPROX. 700 LB. ADULT MALE
SILVERBACK GORILLA. THIS IS AN EASTERN LOWLAND GORILLA WHO IS FAIRLY DOCILE
ALTHOUGH HE DOES NEED TO "STRETCH HIS LEGS" FROM TIME TO TIME. HE FEEDS ON
FRUITS AND LEAVES AND HAS SOMEWHAT OF AN INTENSE SEXUAL APPETITE.
BIG KITCHEN WITH BREAKFAST AREA. BEDROOM WINDOWS FACES CIPRIANI NO
TRAFFIC NOISE! SOMEWHAT LOW CEILINGS BUT GUT RENOVATED WITH HARDWOOD FLOORS AND
ORIGINAL MOLDINGS.
NOT RAILROAD! SEPARATE ROOMS WITH TWO ENTRANCES. ELEVATOR BUILDING.
YEAR LEASE REQUIRED.
FIRST AND LAST PLUS SECURITY. TOTAL OF $2200 MOVE-IN COST.
THIS WILL NOT LAST. NO BROKERS PLEASE.
