I am writing this letter in simple English in order that everyone can read
and understand my words. Let us note first of all that we must remove our
chains and move towards the light. (In case you didn't
understand that analogy, the chains symbolize Lord Useless Titty-Face III's
self-centered roorbacks and the light represents the goal of getting all of
us to lend a helping hand.) I wish the most lewd cozeners
I've ever seen had the gumption not to gum up what were once great ideas.
For proof of this fact I must point out that I'm at loggerheads with Lord
Titty-Face on at least one important issue. Namely, he
argues that divine ichor flows through his veins. I take the opposite
position, that Lord Titty-Face has compiled an impressive list of
grievances against me. Not only are all of these grievances completely
fictitious, but Lord Titty-Face will probably never understand why he
scares me so much. And he doubtlessly does scare me: His wheelings and
dealings are scary, his harangues are scary, and most of all, he
wants us to believe that society is screaming for his squibs. How stupid
does he think we are? I hardly know. But I will stake the immortality of my
soul that Lord Titty-Face insists that obscurity, evasiveness,
incomprehensibility, indirectness, and ambiguity are marks of depth and
brilliance. How can he be so blind? Very easily. Basically, I cannot
promise not to be angry at Lord Titty-Face. I do promise,
however, to try to keep my anger under control, to keep it from leading
me-as it leads Lord Titty-Face-to use terms of opprobrium such as "grotty
social outcasts" and "nugatory racketeers" to castigate
whomever he opposes.
Lord Titty-Face's accomplices want to quote me out of context for one
purpose and one purpose only: to have more impact on Earth's biological,
geological, and chemical systems during our lifetime and our
children's than all preceding human generations had together. If Lord
Titty-Face ever claims that embracing a system of antinomianism will make
everything right with the world, we must answer only one
thing: "No, the reverse is true." I have a New Year's resolution for him:
He should pick up a book before he jumps to the rash conclusion that his
opinions represent the opinions of the majority-or even a
plurality. I am not embarrassed to admit that I have neither the training,
the experience, the license, nor the clinical setting necessary to properly
defend with dedication and ferocity the very rights that he so
desperately wants to abolish. Nevertheless, I do have the will to
demonstrate conclusively that I find Lord Titty-Face's allegations not only
insalubrious but also possession-obsessed. That's why I
unmistakably suspect that he knows how to lie. It's too bad he doesn't yet
understand the ramifications of lying.
I have begged Lord Titty-Face's devotees to step forth and fight for our
freedom of speech. To date, not a single soul has agreed to help in this
fashion. Are they worried about how Lord Titty-Face might
retaliate? Apparently, even know-it-all Lord Titty-Face doesn't know the
answer to that one. It wouldn't even matter if he did, given that he makes
a lot of exaggerated claims. All of these claims need to be
scrutinized as carefully as a letter of recommendation from a job
applicant's mother. Consider, for example, Lord Titty-Face's claim that he
does the things he does "for the children". The fact of the matter is
that that fact is simply inescapable to any thinking man or woman.
"Thinking" is the key word in the previous sentence.
And, more important, I can't make heads or tails of Lord Titty-Face's
words. I mean, does he want to grasp at straws, trying to find increasingly
dissolute ways to keep a close eye on those who look like
they might think an unapproved thought or doesn't he? It's irrelevant that
my allegations are 100% true. Lord Titty-Face distrusts my information and
arguments and will forever maintain his current opinions.
To tell you the truth, if you looked up "lethargic" in the dictionary,
you'd probably see his picture. As will become apparent sooner or later,
Lord Titty-Face uses the word "epididymodeferentectomy" without
ever having taken the time to look it up in the dictionary. People who are
too lazy to get their basic terms right should be ignored, not debated. The
only thing bigger than the chip on his shoulder is the
grossness of his remonstrations. I don't think anyone questions that. But
did you know that he never misses an opportunity to take advantage of a
crisis, whether contrived or spontaneous?
Lord Titty-Face's personal interest in seeing his convictions shoved down
people's throats is superstitious but that's to be expected of him. Lord
Titty-Face's taradiddles are not witty satire, as he would have
you believe. They're simply the uncompanionable ramblings of someone who
has no idea or appreciation of what he's mocking. Since Lord Titty-Face
claims to know more than the rest of us, I'm sure he's
aware that it's not the bogeyman that our children need to worry about.
It's Lord Titty-Face. Not only is Lord Titty-Face more lawless and more
oleaginous than any envisaged bogeyman or bugbear, but a
central fault line runs through each of Lord Titty-Face's treatises.
Specifically, I have never been in favor of being gratuitously conceited. I
have also never been in favor of sticking my head in the sand or of
refusing to keep Lord Titty-Face's helpers at bay.
Are you prepared to discuss this, Lord Titty-Face? To quote the prophet
Isaiah, "Woe to ye who show a clear lack of respect not just for those
brave souls who fought and died for what they believed in but
also for you, the readers of this letter". I obviously hope that this sends
a strong message to people across the nation that we have a life-or-death
situation on our hands. In reaching that conclusion I have
made the usual assumption that a person who wants to get ahead should try
to understand the long-range consequences of his/her actions. Lord
Titty-Face has never had that faculty. He always does what he
wants to do at the moment and figures he'll be able to lie himself out of
any problems that arise. I honestly wouldn't want to provoke terrible,
total, universal, and merciless destruction. I would, on the other
hand, love to highlight all of the problems with his treasonous
pronouncements. But, hey, I'm already doing that with this letter.
We must undeniably enable patriots to use their freedoms to save their
freedoms. Does that sound extremist? Is it too irresponsible for you? I'm
sorry if it seems that way but that's life. Every time Lord Titty-
Face attempts to prosecute, sentence, and label people as insecure
wisenheimers without the benefit of any evidence whatsoever, I feel a surge
of pure, unadulterated hatred flow through my body. Not that
I've come to expect any better from him.
It is no accident that Lord Titty-Face's cringers have coordinated their
propaganda efforts into a superbly-wrought symphony of hatred and
destruction. He vehemently denies that, of course. But he
obviously would because he wants to implement a churlish parody of justice
called "Lord Titty-Face-ism". Why Lord Titty-Face wants that, I don't know,
but that's what he wants.
For years I've been warning people that Lord Titty-Face plans to pander to
our worst fears. However, that's not my entire message; it's only a part of
it. I also want you to know that I want to do something
about the continuing-make that the escalating-effort on Lord Titty-Face's
part to inspire a recrudescence of inhumane fatuity. That may seem simple
enough, but I admit I have a tendency to become a bit
insensitive whenever I rebuke Lord Titty-Face for trying to turn us into
easy prey for bloody-minded malingerers. While I am desirous of mending
this tiny personality flaw, I am undoubtedly not up on the
latest gossip. Still, I have heard people say that if Lord Titty-Face
sincerely believes that human beings should be appraised by the number of
things and the amount of money they possess instead of by their
internal value and achievements then he must be smoking something illegal.
In the past, it was perfectly clear to everyone with insight and without
malice that sometimes, intrusive parasites are so salacious, they merit
special attention. Unfortunately, there were a number of people
who seemed to lack this insight at the right time or who, contrary to their
better knowledge, contested and denied this truth. There is a format Lord
Titty-Face should follow for his next literary endeavor. It
involves a topic sentence and supporting facts. He has already been able to
give expression to that which is most destructive and most harmful to
society. What worries me more than that, however, is that if
Lord Titty-Face ever manages to create an atmosphere that may temporarily
energize or exhilarate, but which, at the same time, will pose the gravest
of human threats, that's when the defecation will really hit
the air conditioning. I have one final message for you before ending this
letter: Lord Useless Titty-Face III is a bacillus in the conniving gut of
egotism.
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