Wow! Funny that! I have something similar in my archives I think, should I
go grab it?
And hi.
"Debugging is twice as hard as writing the code in the first place.
Therefore, if you write the code as cleverly as possible, you are,
by definition, not smart enough to debug it." - Brian W. Kernighan
----- Original Message -----
From: Venison88a
To: talk2
Sent: Monday, June 15, 2009 12:04 AM
Subject: The Talk2 List A little something
Couldnt resist. A friend sent this to me.
Subject: : Humor in Uniform
In Jeff Foxworthy tradition, our US troops in Afghanistan proved
they have retained their sense of humor. One of them sent this.
"YOU MIGHT BE A TALIBAN IF..."
1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral
objection to beer.
2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but
you can't afford shoes.
3. You have more wives than teeth.
4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon
"unclean."
5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and
suicide.
6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry
explosives in your clothing.
8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other
than setting off roadside bombs.
9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own
at least one.
10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat
