On Fri, Aug 29, 2008 at 10:49 AM, sbeam <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > On Friday 29 August 2008 10:09, bzcoder wrote: > > 1 IP 1 Vote? > > 1 Vote = 1 Cookie so you can't vote again? > > Collect and confirm email address to vote? > > Create a browser/ip/cookie thumbprint of the voter and assign metrics to > > determine "same person" to avoid duplicate votes? > > I use an animated GIF and javascript to read certain electromagnetic > fluctuation patterns off the monitor screen, effectively creating a retinal > scan of each voter which is then embedded steganographically in the request > headers. > > We can also measure pupil diameter and blood flow in the scleral > capillaries > to determine the emotional state of the user. Really helps reduce shopping > cart abandonment since you can tell when they are really ready to buy big. > > Oh and I make sure DHS gets a copy of all the data, per our > little "agreement". > > I found all the code on PHPClasses, just look for user "Cheney" >
and PRESTO! We're not OT anymore. Well done, ladies and gents! -- David Mintz http://davidmintz.org/ The subtle source is clear and bright The tributary streams flow through the darkness
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