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THE LIGHTER SIDE OF COMPUTERS
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Unix Shell Humour
If you have access to Unix try these commands out:
% cat "food in cans"
cat: can't open food in cans
% nice man woman
No manual entry for woman.
% rm God
rm: God nonexistent
% ar t God
ar: God does not exist
% ar r God
ar: creating God
% "How would you rate Quayle's incompetence?
Unmatched ".
% [Where is Elvis?
Missing ].
% If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what
would I have?
Too many ('s.
% make love
Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.
% sleep with me
bad character
% got a light?
No match.
% man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.
% !:say, what is saccharine?
Bad substitute.
% rm lawyer-ethics
rm: lawyer-ethics nonexistent
% ^How did the sex change^ operation go?
Modifier failed.
--> aus:
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