>In Florida, an atheist created a case against the upcoming Easter and > Passover holy days. He hired an attorney to bring a discrimination case > against Christians, Jews and observances of their holy days. The argument > was that it was unfair that atheists had no such recognized days. > >The case was brought before a judge. After listening to the passionate > presentation by the lawyer, the judge banged his gavel declaring, "Case dismissed!" > >The lawyer immediately stood objecting to the ruling > saying, "Your honor, how can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas, Easter > and others. The Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur and > Hanukkah, yet my client and all other atheists have no such holidays." > The judge leaned forward in his chair saying, "But you do. Your client, > counsel, is woefully ignorant." > > The lawyer said, "Your Honor, we are unaware of any > special observance or holiday for atheists." > > The judge said, "The calendar says April 1st is April > Fools Day. Psalm 14:1 states, 'The fool says in his heart, there is no > God.' Thus, it is the opinion of this court, that if your client says there is no > God, then he is a fool. Therefore, April 1st is his day. Court is adjourned." > > This is too good not to forward.
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