These four classified ads appeared in a South Indian > newspaper on four > > consecutive days. The last three are hopelessly trying > to > > correct the first day's mistake... ** > > MONDAY: **For sale - Vishanth has a sewing machine for > sale. Phone > > 98407 16581 after 7PM and ask for Mrs Mani who lives > with him cheap. * > > TUESDAY: **Notice: We regret having erred in > Vishanth's ad yesterday. It > > should have read, "One sewing machine for sale > cheap. Phone 98407 16581 > > and ask for Mrs Mani, who lives with him after > 7PM." * > > WEDNESDAY: **Notice: Vishanth has informed us that he > has received > > several annoying telephone calls because of the error > we made in the > > classified > > ad yesterday. The ad stands corrected as follows: > > "For sale - Vishanth has a sewing machine for > sale; Cheap. Phone 98407 > 16581 > > after 7PM and ask for Mrs. Mani who loves with him. * > > THURSDAY: **Notice: I, Vishanth, have no sewing > machine for sale. I > > smashed it. Don't call 98407 16581 as I have had > the phone disconnected. > > I have not been carrying on with Mrs. Mani. > > Until yesterday, she was my housekeeper, but she > quit!!
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