Tater, The best laugh I have had in a while....
Growing up in a small, northern Alabama white trash town gives some of these special meaning for me! Nelson On Tue 03/31/09 8:40 AM , mistertaterbug [email protected] sent: > > Just got this yesterday from Joe Newberry's desk. If you folks are > into Japanese Haiku poetry, it may be of interest. Of course, these > have a more southern flair... > > Taterbug > > > Damn, in that tube-top > You make me almost forget > That you're my cousin. > > Naked in repose, > Silvery silhouette girls > Adorn my mudflaps. > > A painful sadness. > Can't fit big screen TV through > Double-wide's front door. > > In WalMart toy aisle, > Wailing boy wants wrestling doll. > Mama whups his ass. > > Unemployment's out,. > Hey, maybe I can get on > Disability. > > Distant siren screams. > Dumb-ass Verne's been playing with > Gasoline again. > > Flashlights pierce darkness. > No nightcrawlers to be found. > Guess we'll gig some frogs. > > Joyous, playful, bright > Trailer park girl rolls in puddle > Of old motor oil. > > Seeking solitude, > Carl's ex-wife Tammy files for > Restraining order. > > I curse the rainbow > Emblazoned upon his hood. > God damn Jeff Gordon. > > Tonight we hunger. > Grandma sent grocery money > To Jimmy Swaggart. > > Set the VCR: > Dukes of Hazzard Marathon > At 9 O'Clock. > > White noise, buzzing static. > Call Earl. Satellite dish > needs new descrambler. > > Sixty-five dollars > And cyclone fence keeps me from > My El Camino. > > In early morning mist, > Mama searches Circle K for > Moon Pies and Red Man. > > > > > --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "Taterbugmando" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [email protected] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/taterbugmando?hl=en -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
