Leif Gregory <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> Hi, my name is Leif Gregory, and I've been an E-mailaholic for the
> last 10 years (BBSs before Internet).
> Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom
> or get a drink and I just can't help hitting the ALT-F2 keys as I roll
> out of bed.
> Other times I excuse myself from dinner to wash my hands. I quickly
> run into the bedroom and hit ALT-F2 again. I make a point of splashing
> water loudly in the bathroom to try and fake out my wife. Then I leave
> the faucet running while I take a quick peek at my new mail.
> Sometimes I sit down to read and I forget to turn off the water.
> I'd like to ask for your help, but.... NOT! I love being an EmA.
> <grin>. Hail to Ali, president of EmA!
ROTFLMAO!!!
You know, I was thinking of a questionnaire along those lines. You are
indeed a worthy member and we will accept you graciously. :) But
remember, we seek no remedy for our apparent infirmity.
Do you feel compelled to check for mail as soon as you wake up each
morning?
Do you check your mail more than 15 times per day on a regular basis
and do you get jittery and restless if you don't get to fill your
daily check quota?
Do you feel depressed or restless when your e-mail volume gets low and
furthermore, do you fiddle with your e-mail program when
disappointingly no mail is awaiting you when you check for it?
Do you find yourself sneaking away from your loved ones to check mail?
If your answer is yes to one or more of those above questions then you
should seriously consider enrolling as a member.
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Ali Martin | Using The Bat! v1.38
mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] | Windows NT 4.0 (Service Pack 6)
[ Locked coathanger in car. Good thing I had a key. ]
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