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Unicorns vs. Bat , and that unicorn is just about out of BLOOD NOW! hahahah Once upon a time there was a baby bat, but it grew and grew and grew and grew with success! A bat for me and a bat for you, now don't tell me there is nothing to do! NASDAC: RITL Up +5 A party, pinyata? Don't put off on buying The Bat! It's a hit, only. . . . . if you use The Bat! Look Ma, I'm a *Beta Tester*: The Bat! %THEBATVERSION - -- - --- The Bat!v1.48f+SW0.9.8+LM72 * Origin: rm -r c:\Program Files\Eudora cd ew\thebat\setup.exe My PGP public keys on keyservers 0xC019D2AB (RSA); Size: 2048 Cipher: IDEA BE30 F161 5790 BEC0 93B4 3E41 DBEF 025F (RSA) 0x85FDF82E (DH/DSS) Size: 4096/1024 Cipher: TripleDES B539 9C51 2316 0BC9 7B1C D189 8F94 127E 85FD F82E (DH/DSS) 0x20327BC9 (RSA) Size: 16384 Cipher: IDEA 92AC 700D 4EA3 0AC4 E193 203B 4B30 F1C0 email problems? Go grab The Bat! here http://www.ritlabs.com/the_bat/ encryption issues? PGP version 6.5.8ckt http://irfaiad.virtualave.net/ got a firewall yet? SmoothWall 0.9.7 Router/Firewall here http://www.smoothwall.org The Final Microsoft Windows Upgrade - LinuxMandrake 7.2 http://linux-mandrake.com/en/ -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- Version: PGP 6.58ckt "Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?" iQA/AwUBOra4ISHovZpiY8/CEQIIOQCg1zdtqHfUvBUemz5l8hru/ZUOXQ4AoOJB SSg31Bt2CwClURLbZCs3X1kq =7pWy -----END PGP SIGNATURE----- -- ______________________________________________________ Archives : <http://tbudl.thebat.dutaint.com> Moderators : <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> TBTech List: <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Unsubscribe: <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
