Hello Leif,

Friday, April 1, 2005, 4:19:27 PM, you wrote:

> Hello all,

> It's with a heavy heart that we (the moderators) have finally come to
> a point in our lives where the TB lists have become so successful that
> it has begun to seriously impact our ability to lead a normal life.

> In our time as moderators, some of us have lost wives and girlfriends,
> our children, gone into debt and filed for bankruptcy. I myself was
> relegated to living in a cardboard box on the corner of Central and
> Lomas hacking my way into the nearby Starbucks wi-fi network each day
> so that I might continue my duties as a moderator.

> It is more than an obsession. It's a calling. A calling to duty which
> transcends this world and all Earthly possessions. We, the moderators,
> have devoured the EMA scale. EMA5 is nothing to us. A minor deity in
> our pitiful universe of self absorption and obsession. No longer are
> we bound to our mortal bodies, for we are one with the ether, one with
> the RFCs, one with e-mail. We are The Bat! therefore, we are all that
> is e-mail. We see all you write, we see all you read. Feed us. Feed us
> like a spammer would gorge the world on their offal.

> From today forward, to remain a subscriber to our realm of goodness on
> the TB lists, it'll cost you $5,000 per month.

> Yes, this may seem steep. A burden unbearable. But please, remember,
> that'll buy us a whole boatload of Big Macs with a large fry and a
> coke.



What addy shall i post the I.O.U to

-- 
Best regards,
 Barry                           mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]


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