Fritz:
Thanks for this timely information. I was just about to go gas some Jews to
get the gold fillings from their teeth to melt down into bullion, but now
I won't since that Muslim traitor Obama says it is now illegal. This is all
part of a plot by the Trilateral Commission to take away our freedom! How
do I know? Why because I can see the invisible black helicopters circling
over the secret meeting inside Carlsbad caverns. Everyone knows that there
are secret tunnels connecting Carlsbad to Area 51, and that after the
takeover is complete the Overlords from Planet X will use the tunnels to
imprison
patriotic Christians for medical experiments to render them gay. As for
myself I'm gonna exhume my gold hoard, wrap it in a copy of the
constituition, add some garlic cloves, then rebury it with a booby trap next
to the
church where I keep my arsenal of assault rifles. That should show those no
good commies a thing or two! Now I am liberal to a degree, but if you think
I'm gonna let Rick Perry move in next door and marry my daughter then you
must think I'm crazy!
Sleaze
