Caver #11: I remember the weirdest weekend when the host was zipping about
the countryside on his new motor scooter, looking for 'groups of cavers'
hanging out in closed down campgrounds - all the time ignoring repeated
invitations from REAL cavers to come help with the guano gathering at Braken
bat cave THAT SAME DAMN WEEKEND!
Since he made clear, in painstaking detail just where his route took him
- I saw on my map where our journey's that weekend intersected twice - Yet,
that fount of endless textual output has not and probably never will
acknowledge these events or what the deal really was!!
On Fri, May 20, 2011 at 2:08 PM, Brian Riordan <[email protected]>wrote:
> Caver #10 Dude, what the bloody hell is going on?
>
> On Fri, May 20, 2011 at 1:51 PM, David <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>> This is a rough draft.
>> ______________________
>>
>> Year 23
>>
>> Conversation between host and cavers:
>>
>> Host: Folks I am having a feast in the year 25,
>> two years from now.
>>
>> Caver #1: Yo, homey, you ain't with the Roman Empire.
>>
>> Host: Yeh, but this is special feast.
>>
>> Caver #2: Dude, get with the program. You are going
>> about it all wrong.
>>
>> Host: I have special fish.
>>
>> Caver # 3 We ain't riding our camels across the scorchin'
>> desert for your stinkin fish.
>>
>> Host: I have a fancy grill.
>>
>> Caver # 4 Dude, your missing the point. We don't eat fish.
>> We only eat butterfly pasta with tofu.
>>
>> Host: But you have never had fish like this.
>>
>> Caver # 5 Stop pestering us about this.
>>
>>
>> Year 24
>>
>> Host: The big feast is just a year away.
>>
>> Caver # 6: Who the f*ck are you ? What gives you
>> the right?
>>
>> Host: The cavers here need a feast.
>>
>> Caver # 7 You ain't playing with a full-deck dude.
>> The date of your feast is ridiculous.
>>
>> Host: But I have other places to be on the other
>> side of the country.
>>
>> Caver # 8 We are tired of hearing about your drama.
>> It is all about, "look at me, look what I am doing."
>>
>> Host: I am just having a big feast for crying out loud.
>> Why all the fuss?
>>
>> Caver # 9 Dude I am out of here. We are done talking.
>>
>>
>> Year 25
>>
>> Host: Feast a success. Thanks for coming.
>>
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