Sleaze, It's good to know that you are a fellow conservative at heart with such lofty principals. When can we get together with other patriots to plan an assault on the miscreants hiding in Carlsbad Caverns? Do you really think Rick Perry is in on these dastardly plans? He should be impeached immediately or better yet strung up from the Treaty Oak, assuming part of it is still standing. Your co-hart in saving our imperiled nation. Let's hurry while I am still ambulatory. Only one foot is in the grave.
Fritz PS This is your best oratory yet. ________________________________ From: bmorgan...@aol.com [mailto:bmorgan...@aol.com] Sent: Thursday, September 08, 2011 3:34 PM To: texascavers@texascavers.com Subject: [Texascavers] Black helicopters Fritz: Thanks for this timely information. I was just about to go gas some Jews to get the gold fillings from their teeth to melt down into bullion, but now I won't since that Muslim traitor Obama says it is now illegal. This is all part of a plot by the Trilateral Commission to take away our freedom! How do I know? Why because I can see the invisible black helicopters circling over the secret meeting inside Carlsbad caverns. Everyone knows that there are secret tunnels connecting Carlsbad to Area 51, and that after the takeover is complete the Overlords from Planet X will use the tunnels to imprison patriotic Christians for medical experiments to render them gay. As for myself I'm gonna exhume my gold hoard, wrap it in a copy of the constituition, add some garlic cloves, then rebury it with a booby trap next to the church where I keep my arsenal of assault rifles. That should show those no good commies a thing or two! Now I am liberal to a degree, but if you think I'm gonna let Rick Perry move in next door and marry my daughter then you must think I'm crazy! Sleaze
