This is from an internal memo circulated by Texas Parks and Wildlife Department here in Austin concerning a new employee. Dr. Gluesenkamp is one of the newest directors of the Texas Speleological Survey, which meets tonight, by the way, for a work session.
Ron Walkers, watch where you step. They're young and they're thirsty. Two were spotted crossing the road from Bldg D area into the woods. A baby was removed from outside an HQ building by our very own in-house Herpetologist, Andy Gluesenkamp. Please..Don't hesitate to contact Andy at x8722 (that is 389-8722 in real world) if you need snake removal. Although we are fortunate to have wildlife right here at HQ, snake bites are to be avoided. Anyone caught biting snakes will be disciplined accordingly!
