I LIKED IT. FRITZ ________________________________ From: Romney Corder Sent: Wednesday, March 04, 2009 3:15 PM To: Becky Kruse; Regina Cullari; Lorna Pazour; Amanda Koch; Christina Hernandez; Sally Dearing; Mary Anne Kilgore; Chris Young; Jody Depasquale; Jill Jones; Fritz Holt Subject: Talking Dog
A guy is driving around the back woods of Tennessee and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale .' He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there. 'You talk?' he asks. 'Yep , ' the Lab replies. After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk , he says 'So , what's your story?' The Lab looks up and says , 'Well , I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government , so I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country , sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders , because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.' 'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me out , and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security , wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.' 'I got married , had a mess of puppies , and now I'm just retired.' The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog. 'Ten dollars , ' the guy says. 'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?' 'Because he's a liar. He never did any of that sh*t.
