I have to confess: I actually wasted about 10 minutes of my morning,
thinking really hard about how this would be even remotely possible. I was
like, "There's no ranger there named McPeebles, he must be a new guy! What
an idiot!" And then I realized it was April Fools and I felt REALLY stupid.

Good one, y'all!

Mallory

On Wed, Apr 1, 2009 at 9:13 AM, Lyndon Tiu <[email protected]> wrote:

>
> Great April fools news, thanks for sharing!
>
> On Wed, 1 Apr 2009 12:00:33  0000 [email protected] wrote:
> > From TagNet this morning:
> >
> > Re-survey of Mammoth Cave by: Mike Rogers  (Knoxville, Tennessee)
> > "If two or more individuals share the exact same name, then the park
> > service is willing to allow those individuals mapping privileges in the
> > cave, since we can make efficient use of their names by printing only
> > one on the map," McPeebles said.
> >
> > McPeebles also noted that individuals with shorter names would be given
> > higher priority. "We are especially looking for your typical Joe, Sue,
> Al,
> > and so forth. We are also recruiting some Brazilian cavers since they
> > typically are known by a single name."
> >
>
> --
> Lyndon Tiu
>
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