It seems that Procrustes is alive and well and working at the Cave Funeral Home in Allendale SC. "Police have launched an investigation after claims an American man's legs were severed so he could fit into his coffin. Investigators in South Carolina exhumed the body of James Hines, who was 6ft5in, yesterday. They described what they found as 'undesirable evidence' - and said nothing more. The coroner refused to confirm what they had seen."
Where is Theseus when you need him? Sleazel
