Remember the "mystery monster" from last week. Believe it or not, a short 
article about it along with some comments (also speculating it was a 
chupacabra) was in the blog section of GovExec.com. To wit:
 
DHS, USDA and the Montauk MonsterBy Tom Shoop | Tuesday, August 05, 2008  |  
04:59 PM 
The folks at the Plum Island Animal Disease Center, which is operated by the 
Homeland Security Department and includes researchers from the Agriculture 
Department, boast that they're "proud of our role as America's first line of 
defense against foreign animal diseases," and that they're "equally proud of 
our safety record. Not once in our nearly 50 years of operation has an animal 
pathogen escaped from the island."
Oh really? Well how about a full-fledged animal? Say, maybe, a freakish 
monster? That's the question managers at the facility have been forced to 
address since last week, when Gawker began publishing updates on the "Montauk 
Monster," a weird-looking creature that washed ashore on Long Island not far 
from the Plum Island facility. (Here's a picture of it.)
As a media frenzy began to build, Plum Island's director, Larry Barrett, 
insisted that his facility had nothing to do with, well, whatever the thing is. 
In a statement issued last Thursday, Barnett said:
It is impossible to accurately identify the species of animal from the photo. 
There is no scale from which to judge its size. Additionally, when a body has 
had prolonged exposure to water and predators, it can be altered or appear 
different from its normal form. If we had the actual body, we could tell you 
what it is; however, from viewing a canine tooth in the picture, we could guess 
it may be a cat or raccoon. I can state categorically that it is not associated 
with the work performed at Plum Island Animal Disease Center.
As of yesterday, Barnett's guess had changed a little. In a slightly different 
statement, he went with "dog or raccoon" as the possibilities. 
Oh, well that clears everything up. 
Meanwhile, rampant speculation in the blogosphere has centered on everything 
from a pig to a vole to, of course, the spawn of Satan. My money's on a 
chupacabra. 
Comments 

Talk about a whole lot of effort put into a story about a dog. Maybe because I 
was a vet tech, but when you see the other photo from the reverse side, it's 
clearly a dog. Probably a pit bull with brindle colored coat. The coat 
disintegrates from being in the water, but there is evidence of the coat on the 
other side. For those talking about the "beak," all it is is the nasal bone and 
the teeth have fallen or been knocked out. This is really a sad commentary on 
how poor our nation's science and journalism education is that people who fancy 
themselves reporters or writers can't even come close to getting something so 
simple right or even try going to the right authorities for identification. No, 
it's far better to make assumptions and exaggerations because that's more sexy. 
Oh for the days when writers were truly journalists!Georgia Peach Pit  | 
Wednesday, August 06, 2008 |  12:20 PM 


You are absolutely correct. The creature is La Chupacabra. I have been in 
contact with several highly respected zoologists and they have confirmed my 
analysis. However none of them has been willing to go on the record.
I was told by one of my sources that federal agents were sent to her house in 
the middle of the night. They warned her not to discuss Monty aka La Chupacabra 
in public any longer. She claims the agents threatened her with physical 
violence and a thorough IRS investigation.
Gotta go... They're smashing through my front door.Paul A  | Wednesday, August 
06, 2008 |  10:32 AM 


Looks alien to me...oh no, I said the "a" word. Now I'm going to have to 
process the thing!Melted  | Tuesday, August 05, 2008 |  11:37 PM 


I bet it is el chupacabra! Since when do those dang goat suckers take part in 
water sports though? Oh well. Where the heck are Scully and Mulder when you 
need them?Sandy  | Tuesday, August 05, 2008 |  09:07 PM 


Looks like el chupacabra to me. I knew that thing was going to wash up on US 
shores someday. The invasion has finally started...Kelly  | Tuesday, August 05, 
2008 |  05:16 PM 

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