As a hillbilly, I take offense to that joke! :p
Charles
Gill Ediger wrote:
A pompous minister was seated next to a hillbilly on a flight across
the country. After the plane was airbourne, drink orders were taken.
The hillbilly asked for a whiskey and soda which was brought and
placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink.
He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by brazen whores
than let liquor touch these lips."
The hillbilly then handed his drink back to the flight attendant and
said,
"Shit, me too. I didn't know we had a choice."