I just finished reading the San Antonio Current, one of the local weekly culture papers and there was an ad on the back page for:
Acne Cure - Cave Mudd. Guaranteed to get rid of your acne or your money back. All natural, Five year supply only $45.00. (There was a phone number with the ad but you'll have to email me off line to get it) Now back when I was living in Tennessee, I heard rumors that dirt from some saltpeter caves can cause erectile dysfunction problems in some men, but I had not heard that cave mud cures acne. Anyway, this could be a perfect fund raiser for a grotto. You could dig a little mud, push your lead, and fund your caving habit all at the same time. I would suspect that mud from each cave has its own unique healing powers which would allow you to develop a line of products - mud from one cave cures acne, another gets rid of toe fungus, brushing your teeth with guano from Punkin Cave cures bad breath, etc. All we need is a marketing genius to make it happen. I'll only take 10% for generating the idea. Geary
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