Several years ago, Bill Steele and I did the Blue Grotto trip on the isle of 
Capri.

Dave Barry’s description is spot on for the people on the trip that think that 
sitting on their couch in front of the TV and watching nature shows is the 
extent of their outdoor adventure.

Though on our trip, there weren’t as many boats, and most of them were hired by 
the cruise ships. There was one poor guy in a small boat who was *not* 
associated with the cruise ship operator and he was trying to get customers 
into his tiny boat that would take you into the sea cave, with very little 
luck, and a lot of Italian invective was hurled at him by the men operating the 
cruise ship boats.

We were forewarned about the tips, not jumping into the water, not leaning over 
too far, etc., and instead of hearing the slogan about hands in the water, our 
boatmen sang while in the Blue Grotto.

The sheer unorganized spectacle and cacophony of the event did not disappoint, 
it was a laugh a minute. Too funny! And the water really did look blue, and the 
grotto was lovely.

Diana

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On Jun 6, 2019, at 7:55 AM, PRESTON FORSYTHE 
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Classic Lowgun!!


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Preston in Browder, KY

On Thursday, June 6, 2019, 12:26:35 AM CDT, Logan 
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Tonight was another excellent Underground Texas Grotto meeting. The feature 
presentation was by Liz Herren about "Texas Cavers in Vietnam". When she showed 
the photos and videos of riding an oar-rowed boat through one of the incredibly 
huge caves, it reminded me of a 1985 story by humor writer Dave Barry about 
touring the famous Blue Grotto in Italy.

The article was originally published in the Sunday Magazine of the Miami 
Herald, which I subscribed to when I lived in Belize. It arrived just before an 
international group of cavers organized by Tom Miller gathered at my house for 
an expedition to the remote unexplored river caves of the Chiquibul River. 
Everyone had read the article, so as we paddled in inner tubes through 
kilometers of the deep slow-moving river in huge passage, (well, it was big, 
but nothing like the Vietnam caves), you could hear the echos of people yelling 
out "When you pudda you handa inna da wadda, you handa looka blue."

Fortunately the Vietnam and Chiquibul trips were much calmer than Dave Barry's 
trip. You havta readda da article to understand.  
https://www.chicagotribune.com/news/ct-xpm-1985-10-20-8503140182-story.html

Enjoy,
Lowgun
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