What's the difference
> between Investment Bankers and London Pigeons? The Pigeons are still
> capable of making deposits on new BMW's
>
>
>
> Quote of the day (from a trader): "This is worse than a divorce. I've
> lost half my net worth and I still have a wife."
>
>
>
>
> How do you define optimism?
> A banker who irons 5 shirts on a Sunday.
>
>
>
> What have Icelandic banks and an Icelandic streaker got in
> common? They
> both
> have frozen assets
>
>
>
> What do you call 12 investment bankers at the bottom of the
> ocean?
> A good start.
>
>
>
> Resolving to surprise her husband, an investment
> banker's wife pops by
> his office.
> She finds him in an unorthodox position, with his secretary
> sitting in
> his lap. Without hesitation, he starts dictating,
> "...and in conclusion,
> gentlemen, credit crunch or no credit crunch, I cannot
> continue to
> operate this office with just one chair!"
>
>
>
> If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago,
> it would now
> be worth $49.00. With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of
> the original
> $1000. With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
> If you had
> purchased $1000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have
> $49.00 left.
> If you had purchased United Airlines, you would have
> nothing left. But,
> if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer one year ago,
> drank all the
> beer, and then turned in the cans for recycling, you would
> have
> $214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment
> advice is to
> drink heavily and recycle. This is called the 401-Keg Plan.
>
>
>
>
> Q: Why are all MBAs going back to school?
> A: To ask for their money back.
>
>
> I had a cheque returned earlier. "Insufficient Funds.
> " I wondered,
> "Mine or the
> banks?"
>
>
> Masked man holding a bank cashier up with a gun. Says:
> 'I don't want any
> money - I
> just want you to start lending to each other...
>
>
>
> What's the difference between an investment banker and
> a large pizza?
> A large pizza can feed a family of four.
>
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