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*Four Worms
Your laugh for the day
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  *____Four Worms and a lesson____** **
*


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A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add*
*emphasis to his Sunday sermon.** **


Four worms were placed*
*into four separate jars.

The first worm was put*
*into a container of alcohol.*
*The second worm was put into*
*a container of cigarette smoke.*
*The third worm was put into a*
*container of chocolate syrup.*
*The fourth worm was put into a*
*container of good clean soil. *
*
At the conclusion of the sermon,*
*the Minister reported the following results:*
*
The first worm in alcohol -**Dead.*

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The second worm in cigarette smoke - **Dead** *


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Third worm in chocolate syrup -**Dead** **
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Fourth worm in good clean soil -**Alive.**

So the Minister asked the congregation -

What can you learn from this demonstration? *
*

Ms.Maxine was sitting in the back,*
*quickly raised her hand and said, *


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'As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!'*

*
That pretty much ended the service --*


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