*Great Truths That Little Children Have Learned: *
1. *No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats. * 2. *When your Mum is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair. * 3. *If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person. * 4. *Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato. * 5. *You can't trust dogs to watch your food. * 6. *Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair. * 7. *Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time. * 8. *You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. * 9. *Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. * 10. *The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap. (My favorite!)* ** ** * Great Truths That Adults Have Learned :* ** 1. *Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree. * 2. *Wrinkles don't hurt. * 3. *Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts. * 4. *Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground. * 5. *Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside. * 6. *Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fibre, not the toy. * ** ** *Great Senior Citizens Truths: * ** 1. *Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. * 2. *Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get. * 3. *When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there. * 4. *You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster. * 5. *It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions. * 6. *Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician. * 7. *Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.* * cnu.pne * --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "Thatha_Patty" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/thatha_patty?hl=en -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
