*MY DOG* *You know that everybody who has a dog calls him either Rex or Rover. To be different I called mine SEX. To my surprise, I found this an embarrassing name, but it was too late. * *One day I took Sex for a walk and he ran away from me. I spent hours looking for that damn dog. A cop came up to me and said," what are you doing in this alley at 4'o'clock in the morning?" I said I am looking for Sex. My case comes up next Thursdsy. * *I went to the City Hall to get him a license and told the clerk, "I would like to have a license for Sex." He said, " I would like to have one too." Then I said, "But this is for a dog", and he said he didn't care how she looked. Then I said, "you don't understand, I have had Sex since I was two years old". He replied, "you must have been a very strong baby then".* *My wife and I separated and we went to court to fight for the custody of that dog. I said, "Your Honor had Sex before we were married." The Judge said "Me Too".* *I told the Judge that after I was married Sex left me. The Judge said "Me Too".* *I explained that I had Sex on TV, and he called me a show off. When I told him it was a contest and he asked if I sold tickets.* *I tried to explain about the time when my wife and I were on our honeymoon and we took that dog Sex along. When I checked into the hotel I told the clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me and a special room for Sex. He told me that every room in that motel was for sex. I said, "You don't understand, Sex keeps me awake at nights". The clerk said, "Me Too".* *I GIVE UP. The next dog will be named ROVER or REX. *
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