* * *Office Phrases - new definitions*
*Commonly Used Phrases at the Office and... What they really mean!*** * * *For your information, please. (FYI)*** *Meaning: I don't know what to do with this, so please keep it.*** * * *Noted and returned.*** *Meaning: I don't know what to do with this, so please keep it little while. *** * * *Review and comment.*** *Meaning: Do the dirty work so that I can forward it.*** * * *Action please.*** *Meaning: Get yourself involved for me. Don't worry, I'll claim the credit.* ** * * *For your necessary action.*** *Meaning: It's your headache now.*** * * *Copy to.*** *Meaning: Here's a share of my headache.*** * * *For your approval, please.*** *Meaning: Put your neck on the chopping board for me please.*** * * *Action is being taken.*** *Meaning: Your correspondence is lost and I am trying to locate it.*** * * *Your letter is receiving our attention.*** *Meaning: I am trying to figure out what you want.*** * * *Please discuss.*** *Meaning: I don't know what the hell this is, so please brief me.*** * * *For your immediate action.*** *Meaning: Do it NOW! Or I will get into serious trouble.*** * * *Please reply soon.*** *Meaning: Please be efficient. It makes me look inefficient.*** * * *We are investigating/processing your request with the relevant authorities. *** *Meaning: They are causing the delay, not us.*** * * *Regards.*** *Meaning: Thanks and bless you for reading all the crap.*** * * * * --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "Thatha_Patty" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/thatha_patty?hl=en -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
