One episode of 'Cheers', Cliff is seated at the bar
describing the
 Buffalo Theory to his
buddy, Norm. I don't think I've ever heard the concept explained any better
than this.  

'Well you see, Norm, it's like this . . . A herd of
buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is
hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.
This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general
speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of
the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as
fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol
kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain
cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker
brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that,
Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.'  

  























      

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