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*Whenever you find the key to success, someone changes the lock. _____ * *To Err is human, but to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.* *_____ The road to success??.. Is always under construction. _____ * *Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk. _____* *In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you have ability to repay back. _____ * *All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening.* *_____ Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak. _____ * *Everyone has a scheme of getting rich?.. Which never works.* *_____ If at first you don't succeed?. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried. _____ * *You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.* *_____ Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner. _____ * *42.7% of all statistics is made on the spot.* *_____ As soon as you mention something?? If it is good, it is taken?. If it is bad, it happens. _____ * *He who has the gold, makes the rules ---- Murphy's golden rule.* *_____ If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late?? The bus is still late. _____* *Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.* *_____ When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions. _____* *If you have paper, you don't have a pen. If you have a pen, you don't have paper. If you have both, no one calls.* *_____ Especially for engg. Students : If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance. _____* *You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.* *_____ The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom. _____ * *After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other.* *_____ If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight. _____* *Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker* *_____ Before borrowing money from a friend, decide whether you need more. _____* *There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right side.* *_____ An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing. _____ * *Many things can be preserved in alcohol. Dignity is not one of them.* *_____ Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference. _____ * *When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.* *_____ Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. _____ * *Well done is better than well said .* *_____ Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make them when nobody is looking. _____ * *Where there is a WILL, there is a WAY, Where there is MONEY, there are many WAYS.* *_____ Where there is MONEY, there are many FRIENDS and RELATIVES. _____ * *Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.* *_____* <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only> ------------------------------ * <http://www.funandfunonly.in>* __,_._,___ --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "Thatha_Patty" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/thatha_patty?hl=en -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
