*Pathetic tale of services sector in India*

* *

*'A customer is the most important visitor on our premises, he is not
dependent on us. We are dependent on him. He is not an interruption in our
work. He is the purpose of it. He is not an outsider in our business. He is
part of it. We are not doing him a favour by serving him. He is doing us a
favour by giving us an opportunity to do so'. -- **Mahatma Gandhi***

*Computerisation is the latest mantra of bankers, both in the private and
public sectors.*

*Never mind that most times computers don't work. The rest of the time,
bankers don't. And when they do work, they work at cross-purposes leaving
customers completely exasperated. And from time to time they also employ
their other weapon: a strike.*

*Try depositing a cheque at, purchase a draft from or deposit cash in a
bank; you would know what I mean. Remember, these are routine matters that
the banks are supposed to handle day in and out. God forbid, if you have to
handle some stray cases of foreign remittances or expect some other exotic
services from banks!*

*No wonder, every time after his monthly visit to his bank my aged father, a
retired banker himself and a Gandhian -- who never believed in violence all
his life tells me -- "I need to shoot these guys!"*

*The most obnoxious part in the entire exercise is that bank employees often
join us in our ranting about the abysmal quality of services. Little do we
realise that in the process they claim a co-victim status when they are in
effect responsible for the mess in the first place.*

*Should you think that you could get things rectified by lodging a complaint
with a superior on the dismal state of affairs, you are sadly mistaken. Most
of the superiors would invariably in some meeting or out of town. One
wonders whether it is a ruse to run away from ground zero.*

*Once we often chided our nationalised banks for the poor quality of
services. Then came foreign banks and private banks in India. The whiff of
fresh approach to banking brought about by these organisations flattered to
deceive.*

*While the nationalised banks have learnt to bill virtually for every
'service' provided by these new generation banks (the only thing banks do
not charge their customers is for the air you breath and water you drink
inside their premises), the latter have learnt the art of providing abysmal
service and getting away with it.*

*In effect, the lines that separated the nationalised and the private banks,
between Indian and foreign banks and between the old and the new generation
banks have become increasingly blurred. In the process, the Mahatma's quote
about customers -- that used to be displayed so prominently in the main
business hall of banks -- has become a mockery.*

*Incompetence compounded by negligence**
According to Indian system of governance, kings, along with their senior
ministers, used to travel incognito in their kingdom to get a first hand
feel of governance. On most occasions, they realised that most of their
well-laid plans, policies or programmes was laid to waste by some callous
officer responsible for implementation.*

*This idea, though it may sound outlandish in modern times, is perhaps more
effective than the best laid systems for quality control, supervision and
public relations. I am sure that a visit to a branch by a chairman,
incognito, would actually tell him the poor quality of service dished out by
his bank that it is a classic case of incompetence compounded by negligence.
*

*All with a grimace**
Let me hasten at this point in time to add that this piece is in essence not
about bank and bankers, alone. In fact, this is true of all of India's
services sector. The reference at the outset, to banks, merely provides a
context to the overall discussion.*

*Cellular service providers, insurance companies -- especially health
insurance, vehicle service stations, annual maintenance contracts, mutual
funds and other such service providers have one thing in common with our
banking sector: obnoxious quality of services. In fact, most times it is
non-existent.*

*Usually, signals provided by our cellular companies are so poor that often
one feels that it would be better to send homer pigeons rather than talk on
cell phones. Ditto with vehicle maintenance. Credit card service providers
make you wonder if the great robber barons are still well and alive even in
the 21st century.*

*If you think you could get your claims on medical insurance settled as
easily as the agent warranted, you are wrong. Remember, complying with the
fine print is the most difficult thing on earth.*

*And in a medical emergency -- you usually end with two choices -- tackling
the imperial demands of the insurance company or taking care of the ill.
Usually we end up with the latter. And if you think you can complain later,
invariably the official would be inaccessible.*

*Sometimes, such officers are out for training; sometime, overseas too. One
wonders why would anyone want to train someone who is already doing an
excellent job at obfuscation?*

*In effect, in most cases one cannot walk into the office of these service
providers and expect that they would deliver what they themselves had
warranted. And given the modern trend in management, most of the components
of services are outsourced -- including receipt of complaints -- making a
mockery of the concept of ownership and responsibility!*

*In the alternative, one could often get to see some kids (usually aged in
their early twenties), completely oblivious of even the fundamental
operations of the organisations they represent, manning these vital desks.*

*The idea of posting a kid is obviously a well-thought out strategy -- you
lose even your fundamental right to protest. The net consequence of all this
is that we can only grimace.*

*If you assume all these are products of incompetence or negligence you are
mistaken. I am sure some may disagree, but given the pathetic levels of
services we suffer, one is indeed at liberty to assume that perhaps these
organisations just don't care. Providing services is merely a ruse.*

*Remember, most of these are manned, managed and run by well-educated
Indians. And most economists, oblivious of all this, assume that India will
be a service powerhouse in the next few decades. Wonder whether they have
ever been on the receiving end of these services.*

*Sivaganga, the pilgrimage centre**
I began with the poor services of banks. Let me return to the latest bug
that seems to have hit the nationalised banks -- a mandatory pilgrimage to
Sivaganga. Yes, Sivaganga, the constituency of the former finance minister P
Chidambaram. Most readers may be aware that for the past couple of years,
virtually every bank opened a branch in Sivaganga.*

*Those who already had branches there contrived to open an ATM, or -- as the
joke goes -- a second cash counter. And for this non-event full page
advertisements are inserted (don't worry, we footed the bill) in national
dailies and the entire top management descends on Sivaganga to ensure that
the function is a grand success.*

*The obvious intention of the bankers is to please political masters and
move to greener pastures! Perhaps, such use of national resources for
personal aggrandisement is not within the definition of corruption in India.
But definitely it is within the definition of customer service for our
bankers.*

*In the process little do bankers realise that Sivaganga is one of the
hundred districts -- and the only one in Tamil Nadu -- named by the
Radhakrishna committee that went into farm distress in India.*

*Wonder where is the need for such intensive and extensive banking in
Sivaganga which is under extreme economic duress!*

*For improving their quality of services, some banks have hit upon the idea
of a getting a new logo, so as to give the impression of having acquired a
new image to the general public.*

*A visit to such banks is enough for one to be deflated. After all, old
habits cannot be cured with a new logo. But bankers are a mere reference
point to the manner in which our services sectors function.*

*Most of them -- there are, of course, some exceptions -- invent innovative
reasons for non-performance and negligence.*

*We, the people of India, as customers continue to suffer in silence.
Obviously, we are aware that you are a victim of my poor service as much as
I am of yours. No wonder all of us collectively have decided that nothing
can be done at an individual level, and individually understood that at a
collective level, nothing can be done.*

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