*The madam opened the brothel door in Winnipeg and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties.*
** *'May I help you sir?" she asked.* ** *'I want to see Valerie,' the man replied.* ** *'Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else', said the madam.* ** *'No, I must see Valerie,' he replied.* ** *Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to the man she charged $5000 a visit. Without hesitation, the man pulled out five thousand dollars and gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, the man calmly left.* ** *The next night, the man appeared again, once more demanding to see Valerie. Valerie explained that no one h ad ever come back two nights in a row as she was too expensive. But there were no discounts. The price was still $5000.* ** *Again, the man pulled out the money, gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, he left.* ** *The following night the man was there yet again. Everyone was astounded that he had come for a third consecutive night, but he paid Valerie and they went upstairs.* ** *After their session, Valerie said to the man, 'No one has ever been with me three nights in a row. Where are you from?'.* ** *The man replied, 'Ontario'.* ** *'Really', she said. 'I have family in Ontario.'* ** *'I know.' the man said. 'Your sister died, and I am her attorney. She asked me to give you your $15,000 inheritance.'* ** *The moral of the story is that three things in life are certain.* *1. Death* *2. Taxes* *3. Being screwed by a lawyer * * * * * --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "Thatha_Patty" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [email protected] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/thatha_patty?hl=en -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
