The Pastor's Ass The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the Race
again, and it won again. The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the
pastor not to enter the donkey in another race. The next day, the local
paper headline read:
BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS. This was too much for the bishop, so he
ordered the pastor to getrid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it
to a nun in a nearby convent.. The local paper, hearing of the news,
posted the following headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.. The
bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the
donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.
The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10. This was
too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead
it to the plains where it could run wild. The next day the headlines read: NUN
ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE. The bishop was buried the next day.
The moral of the story is . . . being concerned about public opinion can
bring you much grief and misery . even shorten your life. So be yourself
and enjoy life. Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a
lot happier and live longer!Have a nice day!
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