> HOW TRUE IS THIS!!!! > > > -- > The Tax Poem > At first I thought this was funny...then I realized the awful truth of it. > Be sure to read all the way to the end! > > Tax his land, > Tax his bed, > Tax the table > At which he's fed. > > Tax his tractor, > Tax his mule, > Teach him taxes > Are the rule. > > Tax his work, > Tax his pay, > He works for peanuts > Anyway! > > > Tax his cow, > Tax his goat, > Tax his pants, > Tax his coat.. > Tax his ties, > Tax his shirt, > Tax his work, > Tax his dirt. > > Tax his tobacco, > Tax his drink, > Tax him if he > Tries to think. > > Tax his cigars, > Tax his beers, > If he cries > Tax his tears. > > Tax his car, > Tax his gas, > Find other ways > To tax his ass. > > Tax all he has > Then let him know > That you won't be done > Till he has no dough. > > When he screams and hollers; > Then tax him some more, > Tax him til > He's good and sore. > > Then tax his coffin, > Tax his grave, > Tax the sod in > Which he's laid.. > > Put these words > Upon his tomb, > 'Taxes drove me > to my doom...' > > When he's gone, > Do not relax, > Its time to apply > The inheritance tax. > > Accounts Receivable Tax > Airline surcharge tax > Airline Fuel Tax > Airport Maintenance Tax > Building Permit Tax > Cigarette Tax > Corporate Income Tax > Death Tax > Dog License Tax > Drivng Permit Tax > Excise Taxes > Federal Income Tax > Federal Unemployment (UI) > Fishing License Tax > Food License Tax > Petrol Tax ( too much per litre) > Gross Receipts Tax > Health Tax > Hunting License Tax > Hydro Tax > Inheritance Tax > Interest Tax > Liquor Tax > Luxury Taxes > Marriage License Tax > Medicare Tax > Mortgage Tax > Personal Income Tax > Property Tax > Poverty Tax > Prescription Drug Tax > Property Tax > Provincial Income Tax > Real Estate Tax > Recreational Vehicle Tax > Retail Sales Tax > Service Charge Tax > School Tax > Telephone Tax > Telephone, Provincial and Local Surcharge Taxes > Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax > Vehicle License Registration Tax > Vehicle Sales Tax > Water Tax > Watercraft Registration Tax > Well Permit Tax > Workers Compensation Tax > > STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY? > > Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and our nation was one of the > most prosperous in the world. > > We had absolutely no national debt, had a large middleclass, and Mom stayed > home to raise the kids.. > > What in the hell happened? Can you spell 'politicians? ' > > I hope this goes around INDIA at least 100 times!!!!! YOU can help it get > there!!!! > GO AHEAD - - - be a INDIAN !!!!!!!!!! SEND IT AROUND EVERYWHERE for a > change.............................. > > > > > "THE CHEAPEST FACELIFT IS A LAUGH ....................... Get your own website and domain for just Rs.1,999/year.* Click here! Get your own website and domain for just Rs.1,999/year.* Click here! _________________________________________________________________ It’s the same Hotmail®. If by “same” you mean up to 70% faster. http://windowslive.com/online/hotmail?ocid=TXT_TAGLM_WL_HM_AE_Same_022009 --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "Thatha_Patty" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [email protected] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/thatha_patty?hl=en -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
