*Recently I saw picture advt. nick named SMS out of curiosity i asked for full form and learnt * *Shiv Mein Shankti. Here are some specimen SMS*
* A 60 years old bachelor advertises his Zaoorat-e-rishta - after a month he got a letter - "mian sahib" iss umar mein RISHTA nahi FARISHTAY aata hein. * ** ** *- Early in da morning sun rise with may hopse but its set with hopelessly. all da flowers were bloom this evening with pleasant smell but its now wither awfully n tonight all the stars came out to play a signal but all of them are not shining, cos all they nows my friend is sick wish u a cure soon and healthy days * * - May the little flowers lying in gloom, Rise and bloom, swaying endlessly, this way and that way, morn to dusk everyday, Get well soon. - I hope you're feeling better, - I miss you every day. - I'm always thinking of you, - So this is what I say, - Get Well Soon! - Get well quick, you lazy bum, - There's lots of work to do. - If you stay sick, it's more work for me, - And I'd rather it was for you. - Why you chose this particular time to get sick, - Seems to us an insensitive choice. - So don't be so selfish; don't be a sloth; - Come back so we all can rejoice! - We Miss You! - Let's go, get up, stop faking it; - Get your sorry behind off that bed. - Try positive thinking to get back to work. - Your illness is all in your head! - At least that's what we hope. Looking forward to your return* ** *- God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested* ** *- One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message. He angried and called to rani.She told stupid "This was a missed call" can you lend me 2000 Rs? i need it. please help me out, i know you have it, i wil return it .a sardar asks to ATM machine??????? * *What is the diff between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is thinking of u & torture is thinking of u 2 much. - If you see some one without a smile,give him one of yours ,because you are among a few good people who can shine others lives by just walking with him a few miles. - 9 lessons in life: - Learn 2 care, learn 2 smile, learn 2 cry, learn 2 give, learn 2 forgive, learn to share, learn to trust, learn 2 love & learn 2 SMS me DAILY...!!! Service Above Self cnu.pne *
